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Training for my Cirque du Soleil debut.

Training for my Cirque du Soleil debut.

What exactly must one do for a modicum of privacy around here?

Evidently, it is Miller Time.

Evidently, it is Miller Time.

After one episode of Teen Mom, the value of sex ed is quite clear to me. And I am a dog.

After one episode of Teen Mom, the value of sex ed is quite clear to me. And I am a dog.

"Everything in moderation… Including moderation." -Wenzel Childs

"Everything in moderation… Including moderation." -Wenzel Childs

Millennials require flexibility in their working environments.

Millennials require flexibility in their working environments.

I get no respect.

I get no respect.

I am the truth.

I am the truth.

What was in those brownies, exactly…?

What was in those brownies, exactly…?

I do what I can to keep the family grounded.

I do what I can to keep the family grounded.