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I’ve grown weary of bearing the brunt of your hygiene addiction.

I’ve grown weary of bearing the brunt of your hygiene addiction.

Sometimes I prefer to be little spoon.

Sometimes I prefer to be little spoon.

Perhaps you ought to have thought of that before you betrayed me, dragon.

Perhaps you ought to have thought of that before you betrayed me, dragon.

Oh, another DIY project? These ALWAYS end well…

Oh, another DIY project? These ALWAYS end well…

"I’m starting with the man in the mirror." -Wenzel Jackson

"I’m starting with the man in the mirror." -Wenzel Jackson

PLAY. WITH. ME.

PLAY. WITH. ME.

I think I’d rather like to stay where I am, thanks much.

I think I’d rather like to stay where I am, thanks much.

Repose.

Repose.

Yes… Just a moment…

Yes… Just a moment…

…and there was a whole herd of them, and i was stalking them through the bushes, and they had no idea.  Then one of them stepped on a twig and spooked another.  He jumped up and looked me right in the eye and I could see the terror. I knew I had to go now, so I JUMPED OUT OF THE BRUSH LIKE THIS!

…and there was a whole herd of them, and i was stalking them through the bushes, and they had no idea.  Then one of them stepped on a twig and spooked another.  He jumped up and looked me right in the eye and I could see the terror. I knew I had to go now, so I JUMPED OUT OF THE BRUSH LIKE THIS!