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Possession is 9/10 of the law.

Possession is 9/10 of the law.

Nope nope nope.

Nope nope nope.

Someone has to keep things in order around here.

Someone has to keep things in order around here.

You really need to sort your priorities.

You really need to sort your priorities.

You’ve taken far too long and I’ve grown bored.

You’ve taken far too long and I’ve grown bored.

Take a picture, it lasts lo- oh. You already did, didn’t you.

Take a picture, it lasts lo- oh. You already did, didn’t you.

#tbt to one of my many glorious naps.

It is important to thoroughly test a product -indoors, in the hall, in the elevator, outdoors- before deciding it shall be your chewy forever more.

It is important to thoroughly test a product -indoors, in the hall, in the elevator, outdoors- before deciding it shall be your chewy forever more.

…you do not look like the pizza delivery man.

…you do not look like the pizza delivery man.

No? No help? …Bueller?

No? No help? …Bueller?