isparkle-n-fade asked: Wenzel, I was wondering if you'd be interested in a girlfriend? She's a stout English Bulldog from the Midwest named Adele. She loves tearing the stuffing out of things, barking at the friskies catfood commercials, staring out the window, covering the couch in dog hair and laying in sun. She likes to look at your pictures on your blog and her eyes tell me she wants to be more than friends.
She sounds quite simpatico indeed, and we share many interests. Does Ms. Adele enjoy scrutinizing dressage, golf and “Nature” and pushing ice cubes across the floor until they disappear? If so, we just may have a match.